When my friend abandons me at a party.
This is made extremely hard when you have lost your phone. Luckily (?) I smoke. After that I have perfected a “stare into middle-far distance for minutes at a go” look. doesitmakemeabetch:
I'm so weird, I'm not an It, I'm an Ith:... →
imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: arcaninetales: finding a straight guy on tumblr is like not running into a zubat in a cave Unless you are a bisexual guy who really wants a boyfriend Each hot guy ends up straight, taken, or just not into you, or something else I should draw a pie chart, where the bi or gay guys is half…