June 2012
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When my friend abandons me at a party.
This is made extremely hard when you have lost your phone. Luckily (?) I smoke. After that I have perfected a “stare into middle-far distance for minutes at a go” look.
doesitmakemeabetch:
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I'm so weird, I'm not an It, I'm an Ith:... →
imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:
arcaninetales:
finding a straight guy on tumblr is like not running into a zubat in a cave
Unless you are a bisexual guy who really wants a boyfriend
Each hot guy ends up straight, taken, or just not into you, or something else
I should draw a pie chart, where the bi or gay guys is half…
May 2012
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