May 2012
i should give this extensive list to The Probable...
rbateson:
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
Duh
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word, chadleymacguff
chadleymacguff:
colfricans:
reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates
if it’s not on my face, i don’t care
“Christians have their hymns and pages.
Hava Nagila’s for the Jews.
Baptists...”
– Steve Martin, Atheists Don’t Have No Songs (via rvenables)
We now have Glory Hallelujah by Frank Turner.
(via apiphile)
Into My Arms by Nick Cave (though technically it’s more agnostic, that’s ok, so am I).
The Easter Parade by Emmy the Great. And Two Steps Forward by Emmy the Great. And...
April 2012
going to faff around and talk about the probably...
(Tom Lenk is hilarious btw. This is a better Andrew episode than most Buffy Andrew episodes. Anyway)
Look if any of you bothered to ask for the passw of my protected blog, you might know slightly more about why I am particularly attached to this….long standing one night stand/fuckbuddy that rather likes each other scenario.
JESUS GOD do I not want to get burned again. I don’t even...
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Augh fuck my Tumblr learning block: @apiphile...
No no — where did I say — I LOVE SNAPE.
I want to wear his head on my head! I want greasy hair! I want to scream emotional abuse at students and masturbate furiously to the thought of one of their dead mothers! Snape is so awesome and like so many people I know I generally just call everyone a fond “Severus” like Dumbly does because why not.
Snape could have probably...
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apiphile i cannae figure out how to reply to your...
Yeah, Snape was a Slytherin. But fangirls are of two stripes I believe (about a 1:3 breakdown in my eyes):
1) Snape is a conflicted, woeful, rippling chested agent of ANGST and WOE and STUFF but he is noble and amazing. Also sleeping with Hermione. Or Harry. You know.
2) Snape is EVIL AND GROSS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HIS UNDERPANTS. He is totally gross and conficted and woeful. Why can’t he be...
Space Saving Rooms
omg need this for my apt. It is gonna be srsly tiny. but it has a full fridge and microwave built in! granite! sexy shower? but yeah it’s totally tiny.
willanoid:
atnervesend:
misstronbonne:
cybersenshi:
k-entertainment:
also known as Lofted Bedrooms, check these out, and a few other cool bedroom designs. I’m already drawing up a design to have one done for my house in the...
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Life hacks
letspiecethistogether:
thebogonoslo:
THIS IS GENIUS!!!!!!
My mind is way too blown by the dustpan/bucket one. I mean I’m still boggling.
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WatchI HATE GEESE THIS IS THE SOUND OF MY HELL APPROACHING
laughingalonewithrvb:
xekstrin:
yamino:
bonzairob:
xiahdesu:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
lampsarepeople2:
what
what
I think this is the best noise I have ever heard in my entire life
If I ever hear this ominous sound approaching me, I’m going to find the nearest dumpster to hide in.
IT’S LIKE THE STAMPEDE SCENE IN...
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OKAY i don't wanna get overmuch into it but there...
freres:
warnings: mpreg
no no no reverse back button exit button click exit button log off computer shut down computer throw computer out of window
ok another thing (cont. hp gnawing)
Don’t give me that “only good Slytherin” crap eiiiither. Slughorn was not alone. In fact, right off the bat, fangirls of the Griff truth-and-justice brigade stripe, utterly everything Draco did arguably was from breeding, parental influence, and just being an utterly assholic teenage swot. But he couldn’t kill. Didn’t want to kill. Really was nothing of the sadist his...
HP Wikia's article on Slughorn →
Man he really is my fave in some background way. He’s really genuinely not much in the books especially if you consider the series as a whole. But there’s something mature and awesome about Jo’s characterization of him.
“Horace likes his comfort. He also likes the company of the famous, the successful and the powerful. He enjoys the feeling that he influences these people....
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Oh you know what - reminds me
This is a Horace Slughorn appreciation post.
Look at no point is he a BAD guy, just first off. Difficult sure, but firmly on the side of the angels when shit went down. Hogwarts Profs in general (side from McGonagoll/Flickwit) ran morally shady to charcoal. Even/Especially Lupin (I do not have exactly the same warm feeling re: Lupin as most fandom; he does put people and students at risk at...
*I am NOT crying shut up*
fortheloveofsharpies:
There are kind Slytherins.
There are brave Hufflepuffs.
There are some stupid Ravenclaws.
There are twisted Gryffindors.
Your House doesn’t define you.
And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re...
